"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
Vows begin when hope dies. --Leonardo da Vinci
A penny saved is ridiculous.
"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me. Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly it's interesting again." - Rudy Rucker
A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
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