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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
    wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
    promptly develop.
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   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."  So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
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   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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