Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.

I went to the cinema, and the prices were:  Adults $5.00, children $2.50.  So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."

The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)

"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen