A horny old broad from Point Breeze
                            
                    Once said to her lover, "Oh please!
                            You'd enhance my bliss
                            If you'd play more with this
                            
                    And pay less attention to these."
                            

            A nudist resort at Benares 
            Took a midget in all unawares. 
                But he made members weep 
                For he just couldn't keep 
            His nose out of private affairs. 

                    There was a young fellow from Dallas
                            
                    Who enjoyed doing things with his phallus.
                            So many tricks did he try
                            It became, by and by,
                            
                    Little more than a leather-tough callous.
                            

                    A horny old broad from Point Breeze
                            
                    Once said to her lover, "Oh please!
                            You'd enhance my bliss
                            If you'd play more with this
                            
                    And pay less attention to these."
                            

               There was a young fellow named Chivy 
               Who, whenever he went to the privy, 
                    First solaced his mind, 
                    And then wiped his behind 
               With some well-chosen pages of Livy