How do men exercise at the beach? 
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.  

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections 
of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 
inches over here you would love to have." 

The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."

Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.

Deal with it.

Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there are
many people around, giving the impression that you are
very hard pressed.