Academy of Mudgeology



Some selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)

MUS147  HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)
HIS024  U.S. HISTORY SINCE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO (TH 12:00-1:15)
GEO222  COUNTRIES THAT ARE ORANGE ON MAPS (MWF 2:00-2:50)
ENG537  SURVEY IN ENG LIT: SIR FRANCIS BACON AND LORD HENRY SAUSAGE
        (MWF 9:00-11:15)
POLS834 U.S. DOMESTIC POLICY: IF FROGS COULD VOTE (TH 1:30-2:45)
ANT248  AMISH PARTY GAMES (W 6:00-8:15)
FR106   ELEMENTARY FRENCH TOAST (MW 8:00-8:50)
COM193  TOPICS FROM "GREEN ACRES": LIFE AND TIMES OF MR. HANEY
        (TU 7:00-9:15)
HIS456  THE HISTORY OF SOUP (TH 9:30-10:45)
CHE546  THE SCIENCE OF PLAY-DOH (MWF 10:00-10:50)
PHI101  THE RAMBLINGS OF DEAD, DRUNKEN PHILOSOPHERS
        (MWF 9:00-9:50)
ARC555  ARCHITECTURE OF THE BRADY BUNCH HOME
        (WTBS 4:35-5:05)
MOO108  THE BOVINE ERA, PART IV: COW HISTORY SINCE 1784
        (TH 5:30-7:15)
ENG327  SHAKESPEAREAN MEMOS, MENUS, AND GROCERY LISTS
        (TH 11:00-12:15)
ANT764  NOMADIC TRIBES OF SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA THAT ARE REALLY JUST LOST
        (MW 3:00-3:50)
MATH001 COMPREHENSIVE STUDY OF THE NUMBER SEVEN
        (TH 9:30-10:45)
POLS497 POLITICAL PARTY ETHICS (M 1:00-1:05)
ARC123  DESIGNING MODERN CITIES USING LEGOS (MWF 2:00-2:50)
MATH198 MATHEMATICS SO HARD THAT NO ONE CAN DO IT (W 6:00-8:30)
COM253  UNDERSTANDING THE PLOT TWISTS IN "MELROSE PLACE"
        (MTWTFSS 9:00-4:15)
A-S546  TOPICS IN MODERN ART: USING A LIVER AS A PAINT BRUSH
        (TH 3:00-4:15)
HPR314  BEGINNING YAHTZEE (MWF 1:00-1:50)
ENG893  THE ROMANTIC PROSE OF BARNEY FIFE (MWF 9:00-9:50)
PHY276  HYPNOTIZING YOUR PETS (TH 2:00-3:15)
TEL115  MUNSTERS/ADDAMS FAMILY: A COMPARISON STUDY
        (M 7:00-9:15)
ENG690  STOOGE CRITICISM: THE SHEMP YEARS  (MWF 10:00-10:50)

Thanks to stampo (genie.com)

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? 

    An ex-wife and a dead girl friend. 

From a Southwest Airlines employee....

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, 
insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like 
every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you 
probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a 
sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the 
ceiling.  Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If 
you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before 
assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, 
decide now which one you love more."

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol 
(who is very religious),
"So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?
"I study the Torah," he replies.
"But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and 
house her?"
"No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
"But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Mr. 
Schwartz.
"No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol 
is like. "Well," says Mr. Shwartz, "he's a lovely boy, I only just met him 
and he already thinks I'm God."

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. 
 
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. 

The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump. 
 
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. 

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign. 

"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. 

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off,
I'm trying to take a shit !"