Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the
local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His
friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose
women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first
man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."at the
local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His
friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose
women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first
man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."

   A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you
   going?" he asked.
   
   "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to
   do what I do for you for free!"
   
   The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS
   bags.
   
   "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
   
   "Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a
   year!"
   

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a
cork in his ass.  
     
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
     
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over 
a lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban 
came oozing out.  He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie.  I can grant-um 
you one wish."
     
And I said,  "No shit."  

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died."
"But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend.
"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "The man who told me is much more 
reliable than you."

At a government affair, the wives of four world
leaders are chatting about how people refer to a
penis in their countries.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people
call it a gentleman, because  it stands up when
women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call
it a patriot, because you never know if it will
hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a
curtain, because it goes down after the act.

With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says
in the USA you call it a rumor, because it
goes from mouth to mouth...

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