Two truck drivers arrive in front of a tunnel. The sign says MAXIMUM 
HEIGHT 3 METERS. The first driver measures his truck and says, "Damn...3 
.2 meters!"
The second one looks furtively around and says, "No police, anywhere. We 
can go!"

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.

One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!" 

Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,
how do you get out?

Stop imagining!


Sent by Cally

Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? 

A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has two
of them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"Dirty
Johnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sitters
teeth."