Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
References required.

A friend of mine who happens to be quite a ladies man once
asked my sister for some directions to go to a place called
rudauli  which was our home town. Not exactly sure herself
about the route she told him oh!I dont want to misguide you.
Pat came the reply You just guide me a mis I will manage myself

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IDIOTS IN SERVICE

This week, all our phones went dead and I had to call the phone
repair people.  They promised to be out between 8 a.m. and 7 p.m.
When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window,he asked
and I quote, "Would you like us to call before we come?"
He also requested that we report future outages by email.  Does
YOUR email work without a telephone line??????