Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, England, in September to theft subsequent to his original charge of shoplifting from a liquor store. In the second theft, he had stolen the magnetic letters off the name board that was held up to his face when his mug shot was taken.
"I am a Paramedic, recently I was called to a scene where a man in his late 60s had died and obviously been there a couple of days. We searched for any sign of trauma.... None. We looked for anything that might indicate a medical problem... heart meds etc..... None. The only medicine we found: Viagra. About that time the coroner arrived (a strikingly pretty gal) who asked me, "How long has he been dead?" I replied a couple of days, she said, "Oh so he is stiff then?" I handed her the Viagra bottle and said, "In more ways than one..."
Presenter (to palaeontologist):"So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say,an elephant?" Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth. Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?" Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks." (GLR)
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