HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW? We were doing the weekly ritual of trimming everyone's nails that needed them today, and I saw that Kaitlyn's were pretty stubby because she chews them quite often. When I asked her if she had been chewing them, she said "No, I don't know why they aren't growing. I haven't been watering them!" Ginny DuPont ALPHA Mailing List
"Demi Moore's new movie about the first woman in the elite Navy Seals still has no name," says Alex Kaseberg. "They decided not to go with the title chosen by a test marketing group -- 'Straight to Video.'"
Miss Canada 1996, Danielle House, got into a bar fight and was charged with assault after allegedly causing bodily harm to another woman. Says Jerry Perisho: "The other day I went to a Canadian beauty pageant and a hockey game broke out."
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