A bath is something you take when you find yourself in hot water.
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep. - W. C. Fields
"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..." -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight", They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"
When two's company, three's the result!
"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me." -- Ruth Hopping
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