"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
   miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
   still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
   such thing as progress.
   -- Ransom K. Ferm

"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

                                           -- Mark Twain

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others