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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.
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If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.
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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
 to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
 a cat."
                        -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
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Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh
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