A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish

"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson

"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996

"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"