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"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
                        -- Karen
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"Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
 whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
 the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"

-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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Quick - Cheap - Good

Pick 2. 

- Dennis Robertus
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'A women's work is never done by men'

Graffito
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.
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