A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
   We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!


  

"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
 character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
 is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
 blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
 to get a wider frame of reference."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski

"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on." 

    - D. H. Lawrence 

"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
 they'd read:

        This is a test, please ignore

 or perhaps:

        The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
        this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
        warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
        purpose"
                        -- Malcolm Ray, uhaa032@sun.rhbnc.ac.uk

"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
                        -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit