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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason
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In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a 
tree.

                                           - Steven Wright
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Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

     - Groucho Marx
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.
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