A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright
"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful." -- Unknown, Principia Discordia
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
"If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it all gambling." - Paul Bartunek
"Trying" is the first step toward failure - Homer Simpson
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