If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
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