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Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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I've got some employees who have been around here
so long they can remember the Dead Sea before it got sick.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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If God didn't want man to eat pussy, He wouldn't have made it look so 
much like a TACO!
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