Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes. 

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                        -- Unknown

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.