"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen

"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
 radical attached.  Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
 strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
 match made in heaven."
                        -- The Internet Oracle

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
be prepared'." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989 

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.