"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." Ed Gardner.
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... - Russ Suter
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." -- Jules de Gaultier
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