"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. - Mark Twain
My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30