"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery
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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." Emo Philips.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........
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