The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."  So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain