"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee

Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
   century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
   this century.
   -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
   candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
   of the Holocaust