Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, 
"Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"

He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so. 
I've always been especially fond of married women."

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of
draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the
examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went
as follows:

D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
L: ?eh?
D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
L: ??EH??
D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! -- A SUPPOSITORY!!!
L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?

100 way to wok your dog.

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

     New Age music.