What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?

An Iraqi.

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her 
that she was pregnant.  The young lady had been married for 
ten years and had wanted a baby very badly.  As she sat on 
the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the 
good news with someone.  The gentleman sitting next to her 
seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with. 

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever 
imagine.  I have to share it with someone or I'll bust.  She told 
him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiam as he shared his expierence.  
He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens 
laying eggs.  He stated that he went out to the hen house one 
morning and all of his hens had layed eggs. He was so happy. 
he added, "but confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially, me 
too."

Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come 
home?

It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. 

There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what 
to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she 
said, "COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The Cow said, "I feed my babies 
milk." She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she 
said, "HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" "I feed my babies hay." said 
the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, 
she said, "SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The snake said, "I feed 
my babies wide mouth frogs." So the frog said, with her mouth really 
small, "Oh, is that so."