HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
(Tom, 7)

"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love."
(Roger, 8)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you
never take out the trash."  (Randy, 8)

Casey Silver yesterday resigned his position as chairman and 
CEO of Universal Pictures. ... or, as he prefers to put it 
"Met Joe Black."

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed
for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the
four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving
should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be
alive to qualify.