Heard from a tourbus driver in Washington DC earlier today: 
 
        Had you heard that Socks the Cat died last night?
 
        Yeah, he climbed into bed between Bill and Hillary 
        and froze to death.

Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because 
they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They 
are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.

Leo said, "It was all going OK until we split the house.  Seems 
I got the OUT-side."