If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - - - Willy Rushton
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders." - Hal Abelson "In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." - Brian Reid
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