If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." 
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant 

German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." 

     - Brian Reid