The difference between philosophy and theology: if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw bombs.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
"Sorry about that Chief." - Maxwell Smart
Simplicity is always a virtue. - Edward Abbey
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
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