The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that
whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the
experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it.
Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become
themselves.  Hater simply lose themselves.  Theirs is the ultimately
"consuming" passion.
        --Frederick Buechner

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)