A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 

"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson