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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce
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A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who
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"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?" 

John Mendosa.
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"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
 change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
 THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
                        -- Alastair J. R. Young
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Only an unlit candle lasts forever.
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