"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia

"From a real email message:

  ... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
  kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
  praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
  I'm the Happy Prince...

  King James I

 (This person is no longer an NT admin)"
                        -- Peter Gutmann

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.