"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
                        -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
   vastly underpolluted.
   -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining
   whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.

                     -- Anon -- 

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to 
be broken."

        Samuel Johnson

"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre