The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life? 

Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc