Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan

One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children.  They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey. 

I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey