You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 

"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James 

"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

                             - Jeff Foxworthy

"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen