A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen

What do you mean, funny?  Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
                                -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
                                   Act III (1936).

When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields