Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - Dave Carhart
"... and call off Christmas!" -- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham, "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
Olin Miller: "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."
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