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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.


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Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart 

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"... and call off Christmas!"
                        -- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
                                "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"


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Olin Miller: 
     "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."

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