* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry." -- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James
"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line." - Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam
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