Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin

"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all." 

     - David James 

Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.