"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house" 

"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1