"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.