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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. 

    - Dolly Parton
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Four years ago...  No, it was yesterday. Today I...  No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I...  No, I don't.
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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
                                              - - - Joseph Heller
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