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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt. 

     - Abraham Lincoln
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Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
                               
      - - - Winston Churchill
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"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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